Ron Swanson


About

I am the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department.

http://www.pawneeindiana.com/parks-and-recreation/staff.shtml


Works

I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.