About
I am the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department.
http://www.pawneeindiana.com/parks-and-recreation/staff.shtml
Works
I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.